bauerplz

"Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned. "The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives." "If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1"." "Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon." "Jack Bauer's sperm come in 9mm, .40, and 12 gauge slug." "When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad thin